Farcille Thing I Drew With Markers :) Lowkey Fucked Up Marcille But Life Moves On Regardles

i put the double D in PMDD...uhhh....hmm..someone with big boobs should steal this, it does not apply to me...

the m in “medjool date” stands for mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

also fun fact apparently medjool dates are fresh fruit not dried which i did not know previous to googling them but probably should’ve based on the fact they’re always in the produce not dried fruits

hoes (small shards of metal) want me (imbed themselves in my hands)

expiriencing masculine urges (maternal instincts)

rip Nathan ford you would’ve probably loved what’s going on with United Healthcare rn

would you still love me if i posted nightcore leverage video edits

"the internet is so big, all the information in the world is at your fingertips" yeah except for the information i am looking for such as "whats the normal amount of joint pain at my age". at least i can look at photos of creatures

i reakon if you stabbed me with a guitar lead and plugged the other end into an amp i could make some pretty funky sounds

i always turn off whatever music im playing before i go to the bathroom because i am deeply paranoid that i will unintentionally pavlov myself into pissing myself whenever i hear that song. anyway, piss freaks are welcome to use this as a convoluted fic premise if they want.

right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.

tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.

this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.

if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.

it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them