"the Internet Is So Big, All The Information In The World Is At Your Fingertips" Yeah Except For The

hate when letters from institutions and companies refer to me directly and by name. you do NOT know me like that.

i am going to get the cops called on me one day with the amount i climb in and out of my own window instead of using the front door

bus schedules like to confuse and befuddle in cruel and unusual ways

i just died and was reborn anew and yet no christians have approached me and welcomed me as their new lord and savior which is honestly good as i do not want to be a lord and savior however the hypocrisy bothers me

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while you were reading into my tone i was reading notes using my pencil as a scytale, loser.

i might not understand social queues but i can understand morse code, pigpen, and multiple lesser known ciphers

tried to pop my ankle and it make the sound of a stone-fruit being torn in twain. peculiar times

whenever i mention licking batteries i am met with either "wtf dont lick batteries" or "yeah same who hasnt" so i would like to know what the people of tumblr think

ALSO PLEASE DO NOT PUT BATTERIES IN YOUR MOUTH!!!! licking one end of a battery is pretty safe but putting both ends in is a BAD idea for multiple reasons. i am also just some fucking guy so honestly dont even trust me saying that licking them is safe.

i had two puffs of a joint yesterday and today i cant feel my face at all

i should be allowed to give some of my gender dysphoria to cis people, as a treat for me. first person id give it to is fictional character nathan ford from leverage, id like to see how hed react. he'd probably trail off in the middle of sentences and then plan a heist about it but id like to know the specifics