Me: Not Today, Satan 

Well named Rosefinch bird, looking like cotton candy in the snow, photo by.

every time molly bugs charlie abt not having a love interest, he lights up says he’s actually met someone. molly lights up but her eyes go dull as he starts describing the latest dragon he’s been working w/.

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

how to save yourself lots of sadness and anxiety

step 1:

“I will not beg you for your time or try to convince you to choose me, the world is too big and I have too much to offer.”

— Unknown

Home is where the water tastes normal.

Me: Nah, I'm not getting my hopes up.

Narrator: Her hopes, were in fact, up.

Pansy & Hermione, at a bar

Hermione: Yoga helps you look and feel better naked.

Pansy: So does tequila. *downs 5 shots in a row*

Hermione: *stares at Pansy*

Pansy: See, you already can’t keep your eyes off me.

people who say feathered dinosaurs aren’t scary have never been dive bombed by a seagull for a french fry and it shows