English: Coconut Oil

HEADCANON: Harry is one of those dorks that talks into a banana pretending it’s a phone, except he does it ALL THE TIME. Like, every single time there is a banana in the house, Harry just /has/ to pick it up and go “hello?” And one day Draco is just completely fed up, so he charms the bananas to talk. So Harry picks up a banana and says “Hello?” and the banana answers, “Hey, dude, how’s it going?” and Harry screams and throws the banana across the room. Draco will tell the story at parties for years to come.

#a plot twist to the joke

Zootopia (2016) dir. Byron Howard, Rich Moore

Hercules background art by Natalie Franscioni (x)

Well named Rosefinch bird, looking like cotton candy in the snow, photo by.

#the gayest scene to ever gay

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

The Scamander Brothers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

every time molly bugs charlie abt not having a love interest, he lights up says he’s actually met someone. molly lights up but her eyes go dull as he starts describing the latest dragon he’s been working w/.

Me: *clicks kudos on Ao3*

Ao3: You've already left kudos here :)

Me:

Me:

Me: I've read this?? When did I??

Harry: Here, Albus! I got you a ferret to take with you to Hogwarts!

Albus: I told you I wanted a ca-

Harry: A ferret is so much cooler

*later*

Albus: *is rolling his trolly holding is ferret on platform 9 3/4*

Draco: *locks eyes with Harry from across the platform and sees the ferret*

Draco: ...you son of a bitch