Me: Nah, I'm Not Getting My Hopes Up.

Hercules background art by Natalie Franscioni (x)

the biggest con in history!

arthur weasley looks in the mirror of erised

he sees himself. his reflection looks the same, but there is a knowing glint in his eye. he knows, arthur realises. he knows exactly the function of a rubber duck.

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Dick Grayson:

Source

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

Draco's meeting the Weasley's for the first time and he's freaking out

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

HEADCANON: Harry is one of those dorks that talks into a banana pretending it’s a phone, except he does it ALL THE TIME. Like, every single time there is a banana in the house, Harry just /has/ to pick it up and go “hello?” And one day Draco is just completely fed up, so he charms the bananas to talk. So Harry picks up a banana and says “Hello?” and the banana answers, “Hey, dude, how’s it going?” and Harry screams and throws the banana across the room. Draco will tell the story at parties for years to come.

The Scamander Brothers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧