“I Will Not Beg You For Your Time Or Try To Convince You To Choose Me, The World Is Too Big And I Have

I can’t believe I’m still not used to this body and I’ve been trapped in it for so long

HEADCANON: Harry is one of those dorks that talks into a banana pretending it’s a phone, except he does it ALL THE TIME. Like, every single time there is a banana in the house, Harry just /has/ to pick it up and go “hello?” And one day Draco is just completely fed up, so he charms the bananas to talk. So Harry picks up a banana and says “Hello?” and the banana answers, “Hey, dude, how’s it going?” and Harry screams and throws the banana across the room. Draco will tell the story at parties for years to come.

Judy Hopps, Zootopia (2016)

”James Baxter, who is one of the most amazing animators, still is, ever on the planet, has this chip in his head where he understands not only how to make Belle and the Beast dance, but also change it in perspective, so as the camera drops from the ceiling down to the level of Belle and the Beast dancing, that was drawn by a human being, a mere mortal with pencil and a piece of paper to fit into that beautiful computer graphics ballroom.” - Don Hahn, producer of Beauty and the Beast [x]

Draco's meeting the Weasley's for the first time and he's freaking out

arthur weasley looks in the mirror of erised

he sees himself. his reflection looks the same, but there is a knowing glint in his eye. he knows, arthur realises. he knows exactly the function of a rubber duck.

#a plot twist to the joke

Zootopia (2016) dir. Byron Howard, Rich Moore

Me: *clicks kudos on Ao3*

Ao3: You've already left kudos here :)

Me:

Me:

Me: I've read this?? When did I??

Hercules background art by Natalie Franscioni (x)