This Is Awesome.

Hera would love those.

Howzer 💚🩵🤍

Honestly SO HAPPY with how vibrant these lilies turned out to be!

Ugh.

DOUBLE HOTTIES AGAIN

Get your drool rags

I can feel the fic brewing 🥵

It’s a long GIF but I didn’t want to break it up 🤓

One more for posterity…

😳

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

All from just two words…

Well, you can’t help how you feel. 😏

once i can draw pauldrons properly its over for you fuckers

Respectable kit for a respectable man.

Captain Keeli in Howzer's colors

🖌️

🍕

🖌 - Do you have/want any tattoos?

Some of my squad mates convinced me to get a tattoo with them; it's a small star map of the Ryloth system on my left pectoral. We spent so much time there, it felt as though it was pretty central to our primary objective in life. Then things changed.

🍕 - What’s the last thing you ate?

Popcorn. I can't resist it even though I hate the way it gets stuck in my teeth. You'd think I'd learn.

Humble as always.

This is still my favorite scene from The Bad Batch.

Sometimes I have reason to be.

✨ GWUMPY ✨

There you go. Double straps on each thigh. 😎

Can we talk about Kix's slutty thigh stripe?

Rude.

I mean, you’re not wrong.

But still. 😉

I know for y'all's brainrot scenarios some of you like to imagine the clone troopers as these very assertive guys who'd sweep you off your feet but realistically given that they probably never got the normal human behaviors manual and in line with our lovely Fives saying "you never even met a girl", I like to think that very few of them actually have any rizz.

Here's what I think their responses would be if someone flirted with them at 79s:

Hunter: one of the only ones who responds properly. either turns them down nicely or flirts back, depending on if he's interested.

Echo: pretends he doesn't hear because of his headpiece. might get up and leave. genuinely glad when Phee flirts with Tech because for once in his fucking life it's not him.

Wrecker: yells "hell yeah" so loud that the whole bar hears it and then tries to excite the person about explosives

Tech: doesn't pick up on it, shares a fun little fact. still works though.

Crosshair: enters hissy cat mode. gets asked to dance and tells the person if they give him their hand they'll never get it back. glares at them like he wants them dead.

Fives: knocks something over or stumbles backwards and bumps into a comically large, slightly aggressive alien guy. potentially causes in a fire hazard.

Rex: just stares blankly for a while.

Emerie: responds "bless you" and then decides that's enough social interaction for today.

Hardcase: fingerguns.

Mayday: starts talking like a war veteran about the brothers he lost and all the terrible things he witnessed.

Howzer: apologizes. doesn't even really know what for.

I don't know the other clones that well, feel free to add on!