How You Doing King?

Wow… He doesn’t even have the volume or texture that… nevermind.

realized these two have the same haircut, but we know who pulled it off better

😳

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

I'm not surprised but I'm also not happy about it. You all are sleeping on Keeli.

I’m still having fun with these SW polls, so

If you were to choose a different style than your insanely sexy haircut, what would you go for?

A mullet.

Dear Hot Howzer,

What's your earliest memory?

Just the general sensation of being in a hot tub of sorts.

With your mom

I… uh… Haven’t gotten this kind of… erm… academic attention before.

What kind of man is Howzer? 1000 word minimum MLA format due in an hour.

FIRST OF ALL, I opened this at 6am my time. Closed it, laid back down in bed... and my mind immediately started racing with a thesis, concrete details, and commentary.

Then I thought, "No one would read that... And you have so much to do this week... And writing time should be spent on the Hunter fic anyway... And that'd be a silly waste of time... And I think anon was joking..."

So, without further ado...

The body has a word count of 1124, and the entire work is available also in photographic form for those who are opposed to clicking a link. 😉

I expect compensation for this. 😉

Yeah. He was getting trashed.

Howzer saving Crosshair.

<3

i cried when ryloth

...

I think it’s a wildlife mating call of sorts?

Boop🐾

🤨

@superiorsniper what’s this?