What Are Your Thoughts On Mayday's Tropical Paradise? Do You Visit? Do You Live There?

Um.

That's... Uhh.

That's not mine.

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

How cool is Fireball? Seems like a pretty awesome guy.

He’s actually really HOT.

Hehehe get it?

Fireball?

Heh…

Here’s a question for you: so last semester I actually had a philosophy professor who shares the same name as you, which I thought was cool and funny because he’s one of my favorite professors and you’re one of my favorite clones!

All that to say, I was wondering: what kind of hobbies/interests do you pursue when you’re not on duty? Is there anything you like learning about?

Philosophy huh? Sounds like an upstanding guy.

Fun story... During cadet training, we had an instructor who wanted to further refine our mental conditioning by running us through rigorous moral dilemmas. He would insist that we go through every possible scenario to determine what the "best" course of action would be. His favorite setup was the Railspeeder Dilemma.

As for me, I like to learn about the outdoor areas nearby. Find fun places to watch the sun(s) move around and just enjoy the nature. I get made fun of for it a lot but it's just because these bucket-brains haven't all evolved to appreciate the finer things in life just yet. ;)

Captain of my heart 🥰 you're too precious

Rude.

I mean, you’re not wrong.

But still. 😉

I know for y'all's brainrot scenarios some of you like to imagine the clone troopers as these very assertive guys who'd sweep you off your feet but realistically given that they probably never got the normal human behaviors manual and in line with our lovely Fives saying "you never even met a girl", I like to think that very few of them actually have any rizz.

Here's what I think their responses would be if someone flirted with them at 79s:

Hunter: one of the only ones who responds properly. either turns them down nicely or flirts back, depending on if he's interested.

Echo: pretends he doesn't hear because of his headpiece. might get up and leave. genuinely glad when Phee flirts with Tech because for once in his fucking life it's not him.

Wrecker: yells "hell yeah" so loud that the whole bar hears it and then tries to excite the person about explosives

Tech: doesn't pick up on it, shares a fun little fact. still works though.

Crosshair: enters hissy cat mode. gets asked to dance and tells the person if they give him their hand they'll never get it back. glares at them like he wants them dead.

Fives: knocks something over or stumbles backwards and bumps into a comically large, slightly aggressive alien guy. potentially causes in a fire hazard.

Rex: just stares blankly for a while.

Emerie: responds "bless you" and then decides that's enough social interaction for today.

Hardcase: fingerguns.

Mayday: starts talking like a war veteran about the brothers he lost and all the terrible things he witnessed.

Howzer: apologizes. doesn't even really know what for.

I don't know the other clones that well, feel free to add on!

😎

they really said 'we know just the thing to get undivided attention from the girlies' and proceeded to start two clone-centred episodes with rex and howzer. i am seated

Alright, he was cute with the kid, which says something about a person. But I'm keeping an eye on him.

Thank you dear Howzer for seeing that Crosshair is truly helping and healing, no matter how hard it is.

Good evening, Howzer!

I'll ask 2 questions, and if you'd rather not answer both, you can choose one.

What is something that has made you smile recently?

What is something you'd like to learn more about?

Thanks and take care,

@clonethirstingisreal

hi there! I discovered Reese’s Halloween bats and pumpkins, and they have made me smile on a regular basis. I would very much like to learn how they are made. 😛

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Ahem… “Daddy is a state of mind.”

how do you feel about being called Baja Blast DILF?

Hello Howzer! Hope you’re doing well! I made chocolate chip cookies today and wanted to offer you some over the holonet :)

Well thank you! 😛