I… I Need To Go Polish My Armor.

Captain of my heart 🥰 you're too precious

How does it feel to have the second prettiest color armor?

I don’t like what you’re implying 🤨

Dear Hot Howzer,

What's your earliest memory?

Just the general sensation of being in a hot tub of sorts.

With your mom

Sometimes I have reason to be.

✨ GWUMPY ✨

If you were to choose a different style than your insanely sexy haircut, what would you go for?

A mullet.

There you go. Double straps on each thigh. 😎

Can we talk about Kix's slutty thigh stripe?

sigh

Please.

(the ground Bantha ones were real good)

how you doing king?

Can't complain! Just thinkin about tacos.

Heh, even I saw that one.

The onboarding process for Tumblr was slightly less helpful than I would have liked, but I succumbed to the invitation (and pressure) so here we are. I'll be in the med bay if you need me.

Just saying you look pretty sad captain

Sexy

And

Dangerous

I… don’t know what to say.

Inner peace 🩵💜