How Does It Feel To Have The Second Prettiest Color Armor?

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Hello captain cutie 🤭❤️

Hello Reader6898! Is that your CT number?

I… uh… Haven’t gotten this kind of… erm… academic attention before.

What kind of man is Howzer? 1000 word minimum MLA format due in an hour.

FIRST OF ALL, I opened this at 6am my time. Closed it, laid back down in bed... and my mind immediately started racing with a thesis, concrete details, and commentary.

Then I thought, "No one would read that... And you have so much to do this week... And writing time should be spent on the Hunter fic anyway... And that'd be a silly waste of time... And I think anon was joking..."

So, without further ado...

The body has a word count of 1124, and the entire work is available also in photographic form for those who are opposed to clicking a link. 😉

I expect compensation for this. 😉

Scratching up their armor is incredibly satisfying for some reason

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From Our Corner of the Holonet to Yours...

(Art by the amazingly talented @nika6q!)

Captain Baja Blast 🥤🌮

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Clone Wars gave to me…

Four extra chins

Three toothpicks

Two warm brown eyes

And a huge kriffing baa-zoo-kaaaaaa 🎶

FFS I forgot the picture the first time

On the fiiirst day of Chriiiistmas, the Clone Wars gave to meeee~

A huge kriffing ba-zoo-kaaaaaa 🎶

ahem...

adjusts chest pouches

Can we talk about Kix's slutty thigh stripe?

HOW DID I MISS THIS?!

Thank you… uh, ma’am. It was something you… handed out once… It’s lovely. Respectfully. Just brings a smile. That’s all. I’m sorry.

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

Because...

Fireball put it there. Or Nemec. No, Fireball.

Must have thought it was funny.

Classic Fireball.

Heh.

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

Um.

That's... Uhh.

That's not mine.

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️