Captain Of My Heart 🥰 You're Too Precious

Describe your ideal date?

I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold... all you need is a light pair of blacks under your armor.

I think it’s a wildlife mating call of sorts?

Boop🐾

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@superiorsniper what’s this?

Sometimes I have reason to be.

✨ GWUMPY ✨

Shucks, uh, thank you?

how did u choose such a sexy hairstyle?

I lost a bet to a squad mate and I had to let a local Twi'lek shave my head however they wanted. This is how it grew out. Good luck, I guess. Or a merciful Twi'lek.

Hi again Howzer! 🩵 I just thought of another question. What do you (and other clones) think about the accelerated aging gene? Is it something that scares you?

Well, some of us say "live fast and die hard"...

Others try not to think about it.

It's hard to imagine any other way, to be honest. Like, how would you feel if you had the option to live 200 years? It's kinda fascinating to think about. :)

Maybe someone thought you could use a reminder.

What kind of man is Howzer? 1000 word minimum MLA format due in an hour.

FIRST OF ALL, I opened this at 6am my time. Closed it, laid back down in bed... and my mind immediately started racing with a thesis, concrete details, and commentary.

Then I thought, "No one would read that... And you have so much to do this week... And writing time should be spent on the Hunter fic anyway... And that'd be a silly waste of time... And I think anon was joking..."

So, without further ado...

The body has a word count of 1124, and the entire work is available also in photographic form for those who are opposed to clicking a link. 😉

I expect compensation for this. 😉

how did u choose such a sexy hairstyle?

I lost a bet to a squad mate and I had to let a local Twi'lek shave my head however they wanted. This is how it grew out. Good luck, I guess. Or a merciful Twi'lek.

You remind me of the Taco Bell of my childhood. Thanks, I guess.

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hi howzer! :D

do you have any funny stories from the war by chance? my dad had a lot to share from his time that were pretty funny! hope you're doing well, btw!

From the war? Eh. It was ugly.

From the time outside of it? Now you're talkin.

Watching a room full of diplomats, warriors, and civil leaders try to keep their expressions neutral when Orn Free Taa's uncontrollable flatulence strikes up during meetings is always a good time. Also why Gobi isn't allowed in them anymore.

An entire squad once got matching tattoos of their captain... on their ass cheeks...

I'm sure there are more...

I… uh… What?

Oh, sorry, I appear to be receiving a transmission from Gregor. Important rebellion matters, you know.

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train