Sometimes I have reason to be.
✨ GWUMPY ✨
😀
Howzer has gotten even hotter since the last time we saw him. The man is carrying the entire season on his back and serving looks
I would but Gregor put some kind of senior citizen control on my comm and it only has three large buttons, none of which allow me to make or receive calls from anyone other than him. It was funny at first but now I wonder if he even knows how to take it off.
Hello, Captain! I'd like to "Get To Know You."
How about: ⚡️ - Do you have any scars?
No, no, no...I'm just being silly (see Wolffe's Anon ask from earlier.) (By the way, your scars are beautiful.)
My real questions:
😂 - Are you ticklish?
🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?
Thanks!
Carol (@clonethirstingisreal)
I bet you would. 😉 Ergh... just kidding. That was funnier in my head.
⚡️ - Do you have any scars?
I did see Wolffe squirming at that ask... And while we both have distinguishing facial scars, we are battle-hardened soldiers, after all, and with the exception of Captain Rex on Saleucami, you've only seen the rest of us in armor or blacks, so...
😂 - Are you ticklish?
I would have to be an idiot to address that, because if I say no, there's always someone who wants to prove me wrong, and if I say yes, well... You can imagine what happens. Hera is the only one who knows, so let's keep it that way.
🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?
Definitely not a blurrg, I'll tell you that. I don't know... Haven't had much time around them, to be honest. I'm allergic to Tookas though.
Gregor dragged me into this too, and Wolffe is having sooo much fun with it, I figured I'd give it a try. Although I notice he hasn't posted it for himself? Feel free to ask him any of these as well. 😉
Get To Know Me !
Again, idk why I made this but enjoy I guess (some of these may be uncomfortable for y’all to answer, idk).
🖌 - Do you have/want any tattoos?
💚 - What’s your favourite colour?
🍕 - What’s the last thing you ate?
🕰 - What time is it where you are rn?
🌟 - What is your zodiac sign?
🌍 - What is your favourite accent?
⚡️ - Do you have any scars?
🌺 - What’s your MBTI type?
🥀 - Favourite animated movie?
📺 - Favourite show?
😂 - Are you ticklish?
💍 - Do you ever want to get married?
😳 - Do you like your name?
💙 - What colour is your bedroom?
🤓 - How did you get your name?
🎓 - When did/do you graduate?
🍄 - Do you have/want any piercings?
👀 - What colour are your eyes?
👱🏻♀️ - What is your go to hairstyle?
🥂 - Have you ever drank underage?
🍾 - Have you ever gotten drunk?
😱 - What’s your biggest fear?
🥵 - Would you rather be too hot or too cold?
🌦 - What’s your favourite weather?
🍂 - What’s your favourite season?
🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?
🐶 - Do you have any pets?
😴 - What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?
🎨 - Any hobbies?
🛩 - If travelling was free, where’s the first place you’d go?
🎇 - What’s your most searched thing on Google?
📱 - Favourite app on your phone?
🤠 - Are you more of a city person or a country person?
😳
If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻♀️
This is awesome.
Finally gave the new sketchbook a design
💙 - What colour is your bedroom?
Black. With dim red lights. And everything is black satin.
Just kidding, it's gray.
🏈
Should have taken your advice. 😬
this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train
hi have you ever had sex?
I mean... At least you said "hi" first...?
I'm gonna go ahead and leave this one up to you... Whatever you prefer to... uh... envision.
Hi again Howzer! 🩵 I just thought of another question. What do you (and other clones) think about the accelerated aging gene? Is it something that scares you?
Well, some of us say "live fast and die hard"...
Others try not to think about it.
It's hard to imagine any other way, to be honest. Like, how would you feel if you had the option to live 200 years? It's kinda fascinating to think about. :)
Well I guess I’m not a captain anymore. People have been calling me “baja blast dilf” and I have no idea what it means. PFP by @badbatcher-99RP blog with @meme-force-99
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