Humble As Always.

You remind me of the Taco Bell of my childhood. Thanks, I guess.

😘

Howzer how do you get your hair to stay so perfect while you wear a helmet?

Listen. You can't tell anyone, but... it's blurrg drool. The stuff lasts for days and doesn't wash out, so your only option is to comb it through. Turns out it's quite handy. 😳

Shucks, uh, thank you?

how did u choose such a sexy hairstyle?

I lost a bet to a squad mate and I had to let a local Twi'lek shave my head however they wanted. This is how it grew out. Good luck, I guess. Or a merciful Twi'lek.

Oh, so we’re friends, hmm?

🌍

🌺

Thank you!

🌍 - What is your favourite accent?

Some sort of galactic French, apparently.

🌺 - What’s your MBTI type?

This was an... extensive quiz. But ISFJ, it says?

ISFJ Personality (Defender) | 16Personalities

Howzer, Sir! It's eternal-transcience here to report! I have a fantastic joke you might appreciate (but if its bad, I 100% got it from a chocolate bar wrapper):

why did the penguin find nothing in the market? Because there was no sole left :D 🤣

Wait. How is it you and anonymous?

This technology stuff is ridiculous.

I... um... don't get the joke... But it might be because I'm wildly distracted at the fact that there is chocolate with jokes?! Where... uh... where might one acquire such a thing? :O

Dear Hot Howzer,

What's your earliest memory?

Just the general sensation of being in a hot tub of sorts.

With your mom

Here’s a question for you: so last semester I actually had a philosophy professor who shares the same name as you, which I thought was cool and funny because he’s one of my favorite professors and you’re one of my favorite clones!

All that to say, I was wondering: what kind of hobbies/interests do you pursue when you’re not on duty? Is there anything you like learning about?

Philosophy huh? Sounds like an upstanding guy.

Fun story... During cadet training, we had an instructor who wanted to further refine our mental conditioning by running us through rigorous moral dilemmas. He would insist that we go through every possible scenario to determine what the "best" course of action would be. His favorite setup was the Railspeeder Dilemma.

As for me, I like to learn about the outdoor areas nearby. Find fun places to watch the sun(s) move around and just enjoy the nature. I get made fun of for it a lot but it's just because these bucket-brains haven't all evolved to appreciate the finer things in life just yet. ;)

does a delicious frittata count?

I didn’t take any pics…

But it was dense and meaty and covered in cheese.

💯

What’s something you’re working on or have created that you’re particularly proud of?

Come on — it’s good to be kind to yourself, to recognize and celebrate the talent you’ve been blessed with or the enjoyment you get out of creating!

Many of us are so terrified of being cocky or self-promoting that we often downplay any achievement or deflect any compliment.

IT ENDS TODAY 🤓

Reblog this with some love for something you’ve done. Rave about it as if it were something a friend made! Tell us what you love. The inside jokes. The details you are proud of.

Let’s hear it. ☺️

HOWZ it goin' :)

ANONYRIFFIC! 🥴

Needed to do a quick doodle of fuck-boi clone😩