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I would but Gregor put some kind of senior citizen control on my comm and it only has three large buttons, none of which allow me to make or receive calls from anyone other than him. It was funny at first but now I wonder if he even knows how to take it off.

Hello, Captain! I'd like to "Get To Know You."

How about: ⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

No, no, no...I'm just being silly (see Wolffe's Anon ask from earlier.) (By the way, your scars are beautiful.)

My real questions:

😂 - Are you ticklish?

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Thanks!

Carol (@clonethirstingisreal)

I bet you would. 😉 Ergh... just kidding. That was funnier in my head.

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

I did see Wolffe squirming at that ask... And while we both have distinguishing facial scars, we are battle-hardened soldiers, after all, and with the exception of Captain Rex on Saleucami, you've only seen the rest of us in armor or blacks, so...

😂 - Are you ticklish?

I would have to be an idiot to address that, because if I say no, there's always someone who wants to prove me wrong, and if I say yes, well... You can imagine what happens. Hera is the only one who knows, so let's keep it that way.

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Definitely not a blurrg, I'll tell you that. I don't know... Haven't had much time around them, to be honest. I'm allergic to Tookas though.

hi have you ever had sex?

I mean... At least you said "hi" first...?

I'm gonna go ahead and leave this one up to you... Whatever you prefer to... uh... envision.

Should have taken your advice. 😬

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

*ahem*

"What girlfriend?" 😇

Since General Skywalker made us scrape the Senator Amidala art off our ship, I wonder what we should replace it with...

💙 - What colour is your bedroom?

Black. With dim red lights. And everything is black satin.

Just kidding, it's gray.

🫡

Howzer has gotten even hotter since the last time we saw him. The man is carrying the entire season on his back and serving looks

Howzer, Sir! It's eternal-transcience here to report! I have a fantastic joke you might appreciate (but if its bad, I 100% got it from a chocolate bar wrapper):

why did the penguin find nothing in the market? Because there was no sole left :D 🤣

Wait. How is it you and anonymous?

This technology stuff is ridiculous.

I... um... don't get the joke... But it might be because I'm wildly distracted at the fact that there is chocolate with jokes?! Where... uh... where might one acquire such a thing? :O

I think I could pull anything off. 😉

If you were to choose a different style than your insanely sexy haircut, what would you go for?

A mullet.

If you say it fast enough, it almost sounds like “baby”, at least the way one of those fresh lil beefcakes like CT-5597 used to say it.

once i can draw pauldrons properly its over for you fuckers