Should have taken your advice. 😬
this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train
🌍
🌺
Thank you!
🌍 - What is your favourite accent?
Some sort of galactic French, apparently.
🌺 - What’s your MBTI type?
This was an... extensive quiz. But ISFJ, it says?
ISFJ Personality (Defender) | 16Personalities
Rex: Howzer, how many mags are you gonna carry? Howzer: YES
Hello! It's so nice to see you on the holonet. I just want to let you know that DILF stands for Dude I Lovingly Fancy. You have so many fans here.
Oh! Well, uh, thanks! Heh. That’s… not so bad…
Thanks for the unfortunately fitting expression capture, @starqueensthings
Um.
That's... Uhh.
That's not mine.
If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻♀️
Rex: Howzer, how many mags are you gonna carry? Howzer: YES
Good evening, Howzer!
I'll ask 2 questions, and if you'd rather not answer both, you can choose one.
What is something that has made you smile recently?
What is something you'd like to learn more about?
Thanks and take care,
@clonethirstingisreal
hi there! I discovered Reese’s Halloween bats and pumpkins, and they have made me smile on a regular basis. I would very much like to learn how they are made. 😛
Babe, eh?
once i can draw pauldrons properly its over for you fuckers
Looks like a pretty admirable dude.
Fives The Clone Wars 4.10 Carnage of Krell Howzer The Bad Batch 1.12 Rescue on Ryloth
If you say it fast enough, it almost sounds like “baby”, at least the way one of those fresh lil beefcakes like CT-5597 used to say it.
once i can draw pauldrons properly its over for you fuckers
No? Nothing to add?
Hello, Captain! I'd like to "Get To Know You."
How about: ⚡️ - Do you have any scars?
No, no, no...I'm just being silly (see Wolffe's Anon ask from earlier.) (By the way, your scars are beautiful.)
My real questions:
😂 - Are you ticklish?
🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?
Thanks!
Carol (@clonethirstingisreal)
I bet you would. 😉 Ergh... just kidding. That was funnier in my head.
⚡️ - Do you have any scars?
I did see Wolffe squirming at that ask... And while we both have distinguishing facial scars, we are battle-hardened soldiers, after all, and with the exception of Captain Rex on Saleucami, you've only seen the rest of us in armor or blacks, so...
😂 - Are you ticklish?
I would have to be an idiot to address that, because if I say no, there's always someone who wants to prove me wrong, and if I say yes, well... You can imagine what happens. Hera is the only one who knows, so let's keep it that way.
🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?
Definitely not a blurrg, I'll tell you that. I don't know... Haven't had much time around them, to be honest. I'm allergic to Tookas though.
Well I guess I’m not a captain anymore. People have been calling me “baja blast dilf” and I have no idea what it means. PFP by @badbatcher-99RP blog with @meme-force-99
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