Heheheheh

You remind me of the Taco Bell of my childhood. Thanks, I guess.

😘

have you ever looked yourself up on ao3

I haven't heard of that sector. Is it in Wild Space?

Too chicken to say it to my face, @superiorsniper? Gotta hide your snarky little jabs in the tags?

Something is dripping but I don't know exactly what. 😏

@capt-traitor 🤐

Something is dripping but I don't know exactly what. 😏

If I knew how to make "your mother" jokes, there's got to be one in there somewhere.

If you were to choose a different style than your insanely sexy haircut, what would you go for?

A mullet.

Maybe Wolffe used your comm…

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

Sir Howzer, the Haunted.

Rex: Howzer, how many mags are you gonna carry? Howzer: YES

Did Fireball tell you about this?

if you are still taking requests, i would love to see some howzer or keeli pretty please!

Hellloo! Ive said this a lot with these, but apologies for taking so long!

Somewhere along the line I got it in my head that Howzer is perpetually pestered (loved?) by the local Rylothian tookas. They absolutely will not leave the man alone, he can’t even go for a nice stroll in peace. I think he’s ok with that…most of the time…

Thanks for sending in this request!

Here’s a question for you: so last semester I actually had a philosophy professor who shares the same name as you, which I thought was cool and funny because he’s one of my favorite professors and you’re one of my favorite clones!

All that to say, I was wondering: what kind of hobbies/interests do you pursue when you’re not on duty? Is there anything you like learning about?

Philosophy huh? Sounds like an upstanding guy.

Fun story... During cadet training, we had an instructor who wanted to further refine our mental conditioning by running us through rigorous moral dilemmas. He would insist that we go through every possible scenario to determine what the "best" course of action would be. His favorite setup was the Railspeeder Dilemma.

As for me, I like to learn about the outdoor areas nearby. Find fun places to watch the sun(s) move around and just enjoy the nature. I get made fun of for it a lot but it's just because these bucket-brains haven't all evolved to appreciate the finer things in life just yet. ;)