If I Knew How To Make "your Mother" Jokes, There's Got To Be One In There Somewhere.

Rude.

I mean, you’re not wrong.

But still. 😉

I know for y'all's brainrot scenarios some of you like to imagine the clone troopers as these very assertive guys who'd sweep you off your feet but realistically given that they probably never got the normal human behaviors manual and in line with our lovely Fives saying "you never even met a girl", I like to think that very few of them actually have any rizz.

Here's what I think their responses would be if someone flirted with them at 79s:

Hunter: one of the only ones who responds properly. either turns them down nicely or flirts back, depending on if he's interested.

Echo: pretends he doesn't hear because of his headpiece. might get up and leave. genuinely glad when Phee flirts with Tech because for once in his fucking life it's not him.

Wrecker: yells "hell yeah" so loud that the whole bar hears it and then tries to excite the person about explosives

Tech: doesn't pick up on it, shares a fun little fact. still works though.

Crosshair: enters hissy cat mode. gets asked to dance and tells the person if they give him their hand they'll never get it back. glares at them like he wants them dead.

Fives: knocks something over or stumbles backwards and bumps into a comically large, slightly aggressive alien guy. potentially causes in a fire hazard.

Rex: just stares blankly for a while.

Emerie: responds "bless you" and then decides that's enough social interaction for today.

Hardcase: fingerguns.

Mayday: starts talking like a war veteran about the brothers he lost and all the terrible things he witnessed.

Howzer: apologizes. doesn't even really know what for.

I don't know the other clones that well, feel free to add on!

Apparently I'm in good company.

QUIZ: which star wars villain are you?

oh my god 💀

Sir, are you aware that you are an internet sensation?

Oh, I'm much worse.

Oh kark, comin out swingin.

Since General Skywalker made us scrape the Senator Amidala art off our ship, I wonder what we should replace it with...

It is not the same.

realized these two have the same haircut, but we know who pulled it off better

Gregor dragged me into this too, and Wolffe is having sooo much fun with it, I figured I'd give it a try. Although I notice he hasn't posted it for himself? Feel free to ask him any of these as well. 😉

Get To Know Me !

Again, idk why I made this but enjoy I guess (some of these may be uncomfortable for y’all to answer, idk).

🖌 - Do you have/want any tattoos?

💚 - What’s your favourite colour?

🍕 - What’s the last thing you ate?

🕰 - What time is it where you are rn?

🌟 - What is your zodiac sign?

🌍 - What is your favourite accent?

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

🌺 - What’s your MBTI type?

🥀 - Favourite animated movie?

📺 - Favourite show?

😂 - Are you ticklish?

💍 - Do you ever want to get married?

😳 - Do you like your name?

💙 - What colour is your bedroom?

🤓 - How did you get your name?

🎓 - When did/do you graduate?

🍄 - Do you have/want any piercings?

👀 - What colour are your eyes?

👱🏻‍♀️ - What is your go to hairstyle?

🥂 - Have you ever drank underage?

🍾 - Have you ever gotten drunk?

😱 - What’s your biggest fear?

🥵 - Would you rather be too hot or too cold?

🌦 - What’s your favourite weather?

🍂 - What’s your favourite season?

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

🐶 - Do you have any pets?

😴 - What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

🎨 - Any hobbies?

🛩 - If travelling was free, where’s the first place you’d go?

🎇 - What’s your most searched thing on Google?

📱 - Favourite app on your phone?

🤠 - Are you more of a city person or a country person?

Why thank you. It definitely wasn’t the result of a dare, initially. It was definitely intentional.

@baja-blasters and @tbbs-best-hair

You guys made it to the top 2 spots of the best Clone Trooper hairstyles (according to this guy on YouTube.) (Well, and according to me...I didn't realize it but I guess I pick my favorites by their cool hair.)

His comments about Hunters hair (6:00 mark):

"Speaking of amazing hairstyles, we have Hunter from The Bad Batch. You know, I don't need to defend this."

And Howzer's hair (9:15 mark):

"For the final one, we have probably the best clone haircut to exist. And it goes straight to S tier, right to the top. Right there to the very top. Look at this man. I think this might be one of the best hairstyles in the Star Wars Universe, let alone TCW and TBB. I want to steal this man's look."

Well done, fellas!

I don't think I've ever looked better!

Captain Baja Blast 🩵✨

Ft. Captain Rex

I couldn’t draw his eyes so he got sunglasses 😎 ( larger version below ⬇️ )

Close up of sunglasses Howzer cause I actually like how it came out

Howzer won the Twitter poll so now it’s on to Rex who won the tumblr poll

If you say it fast enough, it almost sounds like “baby”, at least the way one of those fresh lil beefcakes like CT-5597 used to say it.

once i can draw pauldrons properly its over for you fuckers