Oh Kark, Comin Out Swingin.

I mean, I'm a good squad mate, I know that...

Hi Captain! So… 💍?

(to me?)

💍 - Do you ever want to get married?

Hard to say when it's anonymous. 😉

I'm not really sure I've got what it takes, to be honest. It's kind of an entirely different world.

🐾boop

👀

do you guys ever think that Rex and Hera talked about Howzer at some point? Even just in passing?

Alright, he was cute with the kid, which says something about a person. But I'm keeping an eye on him.

Thank you dear Howzer for seeing that Crosshair is truly helping and healing, no matter how hard it is.

Howzer how do you get your hair to stay so perfect while you wear a helmet?

Listen. You can't tell anyone, but... it's blurrg drool. The stuff lasts for days and doesn't wash out, so your only option is to comb it through. Turns out it's quite handy. 😳

What are your thoughts on Mayday's tropical paradise? Do you visit? Do you live there?

I visited once but he made fun of me so ruthlessly that I'm probably gonna stick to other vacation spots for now. At least until I get a good pair of noise-cancelling headphones.

Needed to do a quick doodle of fuck-boi clone😩

HOW DID I MISS THIS?!

Thank you… uh, ma’am. It was something you… handed out once… It’s lovely. Respectfully. Just brings a smile. That’s all. I’m sorry.

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

Maybe Wolffe used your comm…

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

😏

Howzer Glaring at Crosshair: A Series

THE THOTS THESE CONJURE