This Is Me Jumping On The Captain Howzer Simp Train

What kind of Dathomir witchcraft is this?

Howzer you beautiful boy 💖

Hi again Howzer! 🩵 I just thought of another question. What do you (and other clones) think about the accelerated aging gene? Is it something that scares you?

Well, some of us say "live fast and die hard"...

Others try not to think about it.

It's hard to imagine any other way, to be honest. Like, how would you feel if you had the option to live 200 years? It's kinda fascinating to think about. :)

Sir, are you aware that you are an internet sensation?

Did you know that “simp train” was my nickname in cadet training? 😉

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

*ahem*

"What girlfriend?" 😇

Since General Skywalker made us scrape the Senator Amidala art off our ship, I wonder what we should replace it with...

Well, the same work also says, “And since you know you cannot see yourself, so well as by reflection, I, your glass, will modestly discover to yourself, that of yourself which you yet know not of.”

Best smolder ever... Sir.

First of all, I was definitely not smoldering at him, and if you think it was a smolder, it sounds like I could use more practice.

whole squad got nerfed

I… uh… What?

Oh, sorry, I appear to be receiving a transmission from Gregor. Important rebellion matters, you know.

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

There you go. Double straps on each thigh. 😎

Can we talk about Kix's slutty thigh stripe?