Chosen: Is Anyone Going To Tell Me What's Going On In Here?!

Chosen: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.

Dark: Is it me?

Chosen: It's always you.

Dark: You can trust me! Remember who pulled you out of the river when you were younger?

Chosen: Remember who pushed me in?

Dark: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Chosen: Killed without hesitation.

Yellow: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!

Second: YELLOW NO

Dark, wiping a fake tear from his eye: I taught them so well.

Chosen: You are an absolute fucking dork.

Dark, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!

Chosen: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.

Dark, with their hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!

Second: Oh? Lemme see!

Dark, opening their hands to see nothing there: …hm.

Chosen: …where’s the spider.

Dark: *looks troubled and stares at their hands*

Second: Oh no.

Chosen: DARK, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!

(chosen definitely has arachnophobia lol)

Yellow: I am charging my phone in school secretly.

Yellow: Mastermind over here.

Navy, holding a new born Purple: He's beautiful...

The Doctor: We're gonna have to give him some shots.

Navy: Oh hell yeah, pour up. It's his fucking birthday.

Chosen: You're alive.

Dark: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

Chosen: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Dark way.

Second: Isn't that the wrong way?

Chosen: Yes, but it's faster.