Chosen: You Are An Absolute Fucking Dork.

Second: So, what is Dark to you?

Chosen: The reason I wake up every morning.

Second: ...That’s adorable.

Dark earlier that morning, barging into Chosen′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

Dark: Who wants to make fifty bucks?

Second: How?

Dark: I need someone to take the fall.

Second: What did you do?

Dark: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Chosen, from the other room: Oh my god.

Dark: ...

Chosen: OH MY GOD!

Second: Make it a hundred.

Dark: Deal.

Yellow: Green, why are you still in here?

Green: I'm contemplating what life really means, you know? I'm wondering whether we really have a purpose.

Yellow: ...

Green: ...

Green: Plus, Red glued me to the chair.

Chosen: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing.

Dark: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.

Yellow starved to death

Purple: Gender? Ha, yeah. I totally have one of those, definitely. There's some sort of gender around here, gimmie a second.

Purple, throwing dirty laundry around: Shit. I know it was here... I saw it yesterday!

Purple, crawling around on the floor, looking under things: Ugh... Sorry, gimmie a sec... I swear, I had it just the other day...

Purple: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Blue: >:O language

Red: Yeah watch your fucking language

Yellow: Okay, who taught Red the fuck word?!

Green: 'The fuck word'.

Second: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Green: Oh my god they censored it

Purple: Say fuck, Second.

Red: Do it, Second. Say fuck.

Dark: I believe in gay rights because I'm gay and I'm always right.

*out grocery shopping*

Red: *takes a free sample twice*

Red: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

Chosen: So I’m the only one around here who can clean up, huh? You can't even lift a finger?

Dark: Do I get to pick the finger?