Chosen: You're Alive.

Green: Purple, do you love me?

Purple: Of course I do!

Green: Would you still love me if I did something bad?

Purple: Well, of course I… would…

Green: I mean something really, really—

Purple: Green, what did you do?

*queue influencer arc montage*

Dark: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

Yellow: Second, wake up!

Second, half asleep: Five more minutes...

Yellow: You've been in a coma for two years!

Second: ...

Second: Okay, two more minutes...

Chosen: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!

Second: Alright.

Dark: Hey, I-

Chosen: SHUT UP!

Dark: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!

Chosen: It was bound to be stupid.

Purple: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

Purple: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Green: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Second: And you just ran away?!

Purple: I didn't expect them to flirt back!

Purple: What do you say after you kiss someone?

Green: Don't forget to like and subscribe.

Green: Hey Purple, do you have any hobbies?

Purple: Swimming...

Green: Really? That's cool, I never expected you to-

Purple: In a pool of self-hatred and regret

Dark: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Purple: Sorry if I'm bothering you...

Surgeon: How do you keep waking up and saying that?