Yellow: *very Seriously* You Need To Stop Doing Weird Things To Cope With The Stress. Going Outside Might

Yellow: Green, why are you still in here?

Green: I'm contemplating what life really means, you know? I'm wondering whether we really have a purpose.

Yellow: ...

Green: ...

Green: Plus, Red glued me to the chair.

Blue: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs.

Dark, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve insulted someone.

Dark: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve assaulted someone, but let’s not talk about that.

Second: So, what is Dark to you?

Chosen: The reason I wake up every morning.

Second: ...That’s adorable.

Dark earlier that morning, barging into Chosen′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

Dark: Quick! You must come with me! You're in great danger!

Second: Why?!

Dark: Because I’ll kill you if you don’t.

Second: Dark and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.

Chosen: What did you do?

Second: Dark chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-

Dark: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

Green: I am decayed. My lungs are full of thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile. Be gentle with my corpse.

Yellow: Get out of bed, you're going to school whether you like it or not.

Green: I REFUSE.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Purple: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Red: ...I did. I broke it.

Purple: No. No you didn't. Green?

Green: Don't look at me. Look at Yellow.

Yellow: What?! I didn't break it.

Green: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Yellow: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Green: Suspicious.

Yellow: No, it's not!

Second: If it matters, Blue was the last one to use it.

Blue: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Red: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Purple.

Purple: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Green: Purple... Yellow's been awfully quiet.

Yellow: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Purple, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Purple: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Purple:

Purple: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

*The hollow heads have just arrived in a new city. Dark looks around at the wanted posters to see if they’re on any of them.*

Second: Dark, are you a criminal?

Dark: Not here, I’m not!

Chosen: Hey, can you do me a favor?

Dark: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.

Chosen: You don’t even have a legitimate reason?

Dark: Oh, no, I do.

Chosen: Well, what is it?

Dark: You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.