*Everyone Is Standing Around The Broken Coffee Maker*

Green: Second is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.

Green: The best part is you never know when they’re coming.

Chosen: You know, I'd love a partner who's sensitive, caring, and willing to do anything for me.

Dark: *explosions in the distance*

Chosen:

Chosen: I want that one.

Chosen: You're not gonna shoot those kids, are you?

Dark: Yeah, in their faces, why?

Second and Dark:*Playing video games*

Chosen: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

Second: *silence*

Dark: *silence*

Chosen, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

Second & Dark in shame: Yeah...

Purple: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Blue: >:O language

Red: Yeah watch your fucking language

Yellow: Okay, who taught Red the fuck word?!

Green: 'The fuck word'.

Second: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Green: Oh my god they censored it

Purple: Say fuck, Second.

Red: Do it, Second. Say fuck.

Chosen: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Dark way.

Second: Isn't that the wrong way?

Chosen: Yes, but it's faster.

Green: I am decayed. My lungs are full of thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile. Be gentle with my corpse.

Yellow: Get out of bed, you're going to school whether you like it or not.

Green: I REFUSE.

Purple: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Yellow, watching Green screaming, Red trying to set a sleeping Second on fire, and Blue choking on air: I don't know either.

Dark: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Second: What?

Dark: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

Purple: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.