*The Hollow Heads Have Just Arrived In A New City. Dark Looks Around At The Wanted Posters To See If

Yellow: How old were you guys when you found out Santa wasn't real?

Red, whispering to Second: How old am I?

Second: You’re 15, Red.

Red, sadly: I was 15.

Green: Who hurt you?

Purple: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Green: ...Yes, actually.

Second: Are you this rude to everyone?!

Dark: Yup.

Dark: Don't think you're special.

Purple: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Green!

*Neither of them die*

Green: …

Purple: …

Green: So do you wanna talk about somethi-

Purple: No thank you.

Chosen: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Dark way.

Second: Isn't that the wrong way?

Chosen: Yes, but it's faster.

Chosen, answering the phone: Hello?

Dark: It’s Dark.

Chosen: What did they do this time?

Dark: No, it’s me, Dark. It’s actually me.

Chosen: What did you do this time?

Blue: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs.

Yellow: I am charging my phone in school secretly.

Yellow: Mastermind over here.

Dark: *kills Second*

Second: No thanks.

Second: I'm god.

Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.

Second: Which one? I have seven.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.

Second: Which one? I have seven.

Red, distantly: HEY!!!