Red: Which way did Green go?
Yellow: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.
Red: You could really figure it out from that?
Yellow: No, you idiot, Green sent me a text.
Yellow: Did you take out Purple as I requested?
Green: Purple has been taken out, yes.
Yellow: You have my grat-
Green: It was a great restaurant.
Green: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Green: Purple proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.
Dark: I’m a reverse necromancer.
Second: Isn’t that just killing people?
Dark: Ah, technically.
Yellow: You either get your work done or you'll end up at McDonald's.
Red: We're going to McDonald's if I don't do my work?
Yellow: NO-
Yellow: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Green: 'Prettiest Smile'
Second: 'Nicest Personality'
Dark: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Chosen: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
*The hollow heads have just arrived in a new city. Dark looks around at the wanted posters to see if they’re on any of them.*
Second: Dark, are you a criminal?
Dark: Not here, I’m not!
Second: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.
Chosen, answering the phone: Hello?
Dark: It’s Dark.
Chosen: What did they do this time?
Dark: No, it’s me, Dark. It’s actually me.
Chosen: What did you do this time?
Purple: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.
King: Are you having another depressive episode?
Purple: A depressive episode?
Purple: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
Yellow: How old were you guys when you found out Santa wasn't real?
Red, whispering to Second: How old am I?
Second: You’re 15, Red.
Red, sadly: I was 15.
Huge AvA/AvM fanStill in high school, so nothing weird plsIf I don't update for a few days I'm probably grounded
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