Red: Which Way Did Green Go?

Red: Which way did Green go?

Yellow: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.

Red: You could really figure it out from that?

Yellow: No, you idiot, Green sent me a text.

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3 months ago

Yellow: Did you take out Purple as I requested?

Green: Purple has been taken out, yes.

Yellow: You have my grat-

Green: It was a great restaurant.

Green: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

Green: Purple proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.


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5 months ago

Dark: I’m a reverse necromancer.

Second: Isn’t that just killing people?

Dark: Ah, technically.


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2 weeks ago

Yellow: You either get your work done or you'll end up at McDonald's.

Red: We're going to McDonald's if I don't do my work?

Yellow: NO-


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3 months ago

Yellow: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Green: 'Prettiest Smile'

Second: 'Nicest Personality'

Dark: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Chosen: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'


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5 months ago

*The hollow heads have just arrived in a new city. Dark looks around at the wanted posters to see if they’re on any of them.*

Second: Dark, are you a criminal?

Dark: Not here, I’m not!


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1 month ago

Second: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.


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6 months ago

Chosen, answering the phone: Hello?

Dark: It’s Dark.

Chosen: What did they do this time?

Dark: No, it’s me, Dark. It’s actually me.

Chosen: What did you do this time?


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4 months ago

Purple: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.


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3 months ago

King: Are you having another depressive episode?

Purple: A depressive episode?

Purple: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.


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5 months ago

Yellow: How old were you guys when you found out Santa wasn't real?

Red, whispering to Second: How old am I?

Second: You’re 15, Red.

Red, sadly: I was 15.


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