Yellow: Did You Take Out Purple As I Requested?

Dark: Here's a fun christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever's under it.

Chosen: Dark no

Second: Mistlefoe!

Chosen: Please don't encourage him

King: Can you friends be serious for 5 seconds?

Purple: Their record is 4, but I think they can do it

Second: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.

Yellow: Engineer? Yeah, I'm enginEERING MY FUCKIN' LIMIT WITH THESE THREE!

Green: You look mentally ill.

Purple: I am. Let’s go.

Purple: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers.

Red: That sounds like a challenge.

Purple: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.

Red: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!

Purple: There is no challenge!

Red: Yellow's amazing at concentrating. Once they start reading, the only way they’ll notice you is if you take their book away. Not even if you hit them or shake them!

Blue: That was them ignoring you.

Chosen: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

Green: Hey Purple, do you have any hobbies?

Purple: Swimming...

Green: Really? That's cool, I never expected you to-

Purple: In a pool of self-hatred and regret

Blue: Why do soap smell so good but taste so bad?

Yellow: The smell is from delicious perfumes that have been added to the soap. The taste comes from a myriad of chemicals and ingredients that are probably not safe to eat!

Blue: You're so smart! Wanna go out?