Second: If I Stay In Bed I'll Be Warm. If I Get In The Shower, I'll Also Be Warm. But The Distance Between

Red: Which way did Green go?

Yellow: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.

Red: You could really figure it out from that?

Yellow: No, you idiot, Green sent me a text.

Red: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Blue: They do.

Yellow: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

Yellow: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Green: 'Prettiest Smile'

Second: 'Nicest Personality'

Dark: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Chosen: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Yellow: I had to pick up Red early.

Blue: That’s alright. Have they been sick?

Yellow: No, not sick, they’re just very upset because they’ve had a hard day.

Blue: Wait, why did they have a hard day?

Yellow: They took their two pet snails to school with them today, and they had the snails in their book bag. They let out the snails by the sink in the back of the classroom for some exercise, and someone visiting the class that day thought they were snails that had come inside from the playground, so they threw Red’s snails out the window.

Blue: Oh my god.

Yellow: I know you are laughing, Blue, but please act sad about it when we get home today.

Blue: I’ll try but that is hilarious.

Yellow: Yeah, I know. Stupid pet snails.

Yellow: I’m trying not to let Red see me laugh.

Primal: Ballista is a little bitch.

Hazard: Why?

Primal: Number one, they're little. Number two, they're a bitch.

Dark: I am literally evil incarnate.

Dark: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.

Dark: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

Green: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Purple: Thanks, it’s the trauma.

Green: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Chosen: I would never say that my Dark is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… Dark is a bitch and I love them.

Chosen: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Dark, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?