Red: Why Is Blue Making Me Do The Dishes Again? You Haven’t Washed Them In A Week, Yellow!

Blue: Yellow has no idea I’m high.

Yellow: You’re high?

Blue: Oh, I’m sorry.

Blue, leaning over to Green: Yellow has no idea I’m high.

Chosen: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Dark: What changed your mind?

Chosen: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.

Green: You use humour a lot to deflect trauma

Purple: Thank you!

Green: I didn't say that was a good thing?!

Purple: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Red: Which way did Green go?

Yellow: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.

Red: You could really figure it out from that?

Yellow: No, you idiot, Green sent me a text.

King: Can you friends be serious for 5 seconds?

Purple: Their record is 4, but I think they can do it

Yellow: Love makes people do stupid things.

Red: I love everything!

Yellow: That explains a lot.

Dark: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Chosen: Killed without hesitation.

Dark: Remember how I said that Second and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?

Chosen: Yeah…

Dark: Well, we’re in jail.

Chosen: *hangs up*

Dark: *sneaking in through their window*

Chosen: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Dark: I was with Second?

Second: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

Dark, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve insulted someone.

Dark: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve assaulted someone, but let’s not talk about that.