Dark: *sneaking In Through Their Window*

U know what I will respond. My personality shall b semi-revealed to the public. If you don't like it and want to move on to the quotes then ignore it with the wonderful gift of free will.

*walks onto the red carpet while tripping every 2 steps*

At some point before getting into this fandom, I was but a little child with very few friends (only one part of that has changed). While outside in like... alrt idk when but I was 7. My singular friend was out sick for the week and these two random ppl a year older than me came up and were like "hey you look lonely wanna play?" I said yes. I third wheeled with them for the week until my friend got back and didn't think more about it. Fast forward to like a year or two ago. I was in high school, and actually had another friend. They invited me to sit with them at lunch and they introduced me to their friend group. And LO AND BEHOLD who do I find in that friend group other than one of the two random ppl I encountered like 7 years ago. They did not recognize me. I recognized them. There was also another person in the friend group I knew from when I was like 12. It's like the universe collaborated to bring all the ppl I'd randomly encountered in my life into one place.

Again if u don't wanna read about this then just don't I'm sure there's at least one person on here who follows me bc they don't want any personality they just want funny content.

Uhhhhh *proceeds to notice my lack of mutuals who I talk to besides the one who tagged me*

Anyone feel free to reblog if ur heart so desires. I have one friend and that is the one who tagged me.

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

Dark, with their hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!

Second: Oh? Lemme see!

Dark, opening their hands to see nothing there: …hm.

Chosen: …where’s the spider.

Dark: *looks troubled and stares at their hands*

Second: Oh no.

Chosen: DARK, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!

(chosen definitely has arachnophobia lol)

Dark: Here's a fun christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever's under it.

Chosen: Dark no

Second: Mistlefoe!

Chosen: Please don't encourage him

Purple: Sorry if I'm bothering you...

Surgeon: How do you keep waking up and saying that?

Green: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Red: That's deep.

Blue: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.

Red: That's even deeper

Yellow: ...You guys are idiots.

Purple: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

King: Purple, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Purple: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Second: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Dark: Please, just say fuck.

Red: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!

Dark: You can trust me! Remember who pulled you out of the river when you were younger?

Chosen: Remember who pushed me in?

*The hollow heads have just arrived in a new city. Dark looks around at the wanted posters to see if they’re on any of them.*

Second: Dark, are you a criminal?

Dark: Not here, I’m not!