Green: You Use Humour A Lot To Deflect Trauma

Yellow: Engineer? Yeah, I'm enginEERING MY FUCKIN' LIMIT WITH THESE THREE!

Chosen, answering the phone: Hello?

Dark: It’s Dark.

Chosen: What did they do this time?

Dark: No, it’s me, Dark. It’s actually me.

Chosen: What did you do this time?

Ballista: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Agent: *crouches down*

Hazard: *sits on the floor*

Primal: *lays on the ground*

Ballista:

Ballista: I hate all of you.

Red: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Red: And I started thinking.

Red: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Red: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Second: A SPIDEEER!!!!!!

Yellow: KILL IT! SMASH IT!

Green: BURN IT!

Second: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN!

Red: Awww, it’s so cute! Look at it!

Red: Why is Blue making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Yellow!

Yellow: It’s because I’m Blue’s favorite.

Red: I hate you.

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*gang is chilling in the house*

*knocking at the door*

Second: Was Purple supposed to come over today?

Green: I don't think so-

*loud boom*

Dark, walking through where the door just was: We're here!

Second: Oh, hi Dark! Hi Chosen and Vic!

Yellow: What happened to the door?

Dark: APRIL FOOLS!

Yellow: BURNING DOWN THE DOOR IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE?!

Dark: Technically, the door exploded, much quicker and more efficient.

*later*

Dark: Well, bye you little suckers!

Second: Bye Dark! Sorry the others couldn't see you off

Dark: Nah, it's okay. Come on Chosen, come one Vic let's head out

Second, already ducking behind the couch: NOW GUYS!

Red, Yellow, Green, and Blue: GLITTER ATTACK!

Dark: Wha-

*glitter bombs are thrown*

*The Dark Lord is now covered in glitter*

Chosen, patting Dark on the back: Happy April Fools Day

Computer: Please enter a password.

King: *types in Purple*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

King: How fucking DARE YOU-

Chosen: I would never say that my Dark is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… Dark is a bitch and I love them.

Green: Oh, look we're under a mistletoe.

Purple: *looks up* That's not a mistletoe.

[later that night]

Purple: Oh he was flirting with me.