Yellow: I Don't Need To Go To Bed. I'm Not Tired, I'll Be Fine.

Yellow: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Blue: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Yellow: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Blue: Is it working?

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1 month ago

Second: Hey Dark, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Dark, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Second: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Dark!


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5 months ago

Dark: I’m a reverse necromancer.

Second: Isn’t that just killing people?

Dark: Ah, technically.


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4 months ago

Chosen: I want to kiss you.

Dark, not paying attention: What?

Chosen: I said if you die, I won't miss you.


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7 months ago

Dark, with their hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!

Second: Oh? Lemme see!

Dark, opening their hands to see nothing there: …hm.

Chosen: …where’s the spider.

Dark: *looks troubled and stares at their hands*

Second: Oh no.

Chosen: DARK, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!

(chosen definitely has arachnophobia lol)


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6 months ago

Dark: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.


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3 months ago

Red: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Blue: They do.

Yellow: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?


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3 months ago

Chosen: *sees someone doing something stupid*

Chosen: What an idiot.

Chosen: *realizes it's Dark*

Chosen: Wait, that's MY idiot!


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4 months ago

Chosen: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Second: It's kind of complicated, but Dark-

Chosen: Got it. Forget I asked.


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3 months ago

Primal: Ballista is a little bitch.

Hazard: Why?

Primal: Number one, they're little. Number two, they're a bitch.


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2 months ago

Navy, holding a new born Purple: He's beautiful...

The Doctor: We're gonna have to give him some shots.

Navy: Oh hell yeah, pour up. It's his fucking birthday.


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