Yellow: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Blue: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Yellow: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Blue: Is it working?
Second: Hey Dark, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.
Dark, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Second: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Dark!
Dark: I’m a reverse necromancer.
Second: Isn’t that just killing people?
Dark: Ah, technically.
Chosen: I want to kiss you.
Dark, not paying attention: What?
Chosen: I said if you die, I won't miss you.
Dark, with their hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!
Second: Oh? Lemme see!
Dark, opening their hands to see nothing there: …hm.
Chosen: …where’s the spider.
Dark: *looks troubled and stares at their hands*
Second: Oh no.
Chosen: DARK, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!
(chosen definitely has arachnophobia lol)
Dark: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
Red: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Blue: They do.
Yellow: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
Chosen: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Chosen: What an idiot.
Chosen: *realizes it's Dark*
Chosen: Wait, that's MY idiot!
Chosen: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Second: It's kind of complicated, but Dark-
Chosen: Got it. Forget I asked.
Primal: Ballista is a little bitch.
Hazard: Why?
Primal: Number one, they're little. Number two, they're a bitch.
Navy, holding a new born Purple: He's beautiful...
The Doctor: We're gonna have to give him some shots.
Navy: Oh hell yeah, pour up. It's his fucking birthday.
Huge AvA/AvM fanStill in high school, so nothing weird plsIf I don't update for a few days I'm probably grounded
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