Red: Do You Think Different Paints Have Different Tastes?

Yellow: Did you take out Purple as I requested?

Green: Purple has been taken out, yes.

Yellow: You have my grat-

Green: It was a great restaurant.

Green: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

Green: Purple proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

Green: I have feelings for you.

Purple: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

Dark, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve insulted someone.

Dark: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve assaulted someone, but let’s not talk about that.

Purple: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

Primal: Ballista is a little bitch.

Hazard: Why?

Primal: Number one, they're little. Number two, they're a bitch.

Second: Are you this rude to everyone?!

Dark: Yup.

Dark: Don't think you're special.

Chosen: I would never say that my Dark is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… Dark is a bitch and I love them.

Dark: Remember how I said that Second and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?

Chosen: Yeah…

Dark: Well, we’re in jail.

Chosen: *hangs up*

Blue: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?

Yellow: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.

Blue: Okay yeah thanks Yellow, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

Chosen: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing.

Dark: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.