Philomena CUNT

sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard

oh man i gotta pee so bad they must have laced this drink with glass of water

He’s so bbg

Whenever I have something copied to my clipboard I can feel it. I feel the weight of it on my mouse

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

HELPPPPPPPPPP

I miss when I was a fish. When I was bones. When i was ferns. Sky. Whales. bug. Peace. Occasional brutal death for the sake of the ecosystem. Easy life

we all have our own crosses to bear. for example. sometimes i enjoy a panic at the disco song

my mom sold me to the TODOROKI FAMILY?!