OMG ICE SPICE???

hot take: i miss when attack on titan was just about man vs nature

My girlfriend got the philosopher's kidney stone, turns my cum into gold :D

She Visita my Interiora Terrae until she Rectificando Invenies my Occultum Lapidem

seduces you to kill me

the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven

foreplay where you threaten to kill him in his sleep and he says "sure" while parting your legs

criminal husbands

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

my mom sold me to the TODOROKI FAMILY?!

Wow. The patience, kindness and calm communication skills. Outstanding.

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