Roaming Chess Gangs

if i was an anchorman id be like more news at seven. i love you

Crazy how we are everything that has happened to us but then you meet someone and you don’t see everything that has happened to them you just see them. And you both try to explain everything that has happened to you but your words and memories are so biased and oversimplified.

Yeah, uh, we showed your boyfriend a series of human shaped holes. Yeah he, uh, found one made exactly for him. He did go in the hole. It goes all the way through the other side but it, uh, it slowly distorts shape as he goes through, so that it physically reforms his bones. Yeah, he's gonna come out the other side a little squiggly guy. Sorry

STRAWBERRIES & WHIPPED CREAM

about gojo can’t help but spoil you on christmas eve.

ft. gojo x f!reader

p.s.! part of a white christmas collab by my love @hiraizens ⊹˚. a little suggestive but still sfw

even after all this time dating gojo, you still aren’t used to the way he looks at you. your heart flutters when you meet his lovestruck gaze as you hesitantly walk out of your bedroom in a very pretty, very expensive dress.

“satoru… this is too much.”

“too much for me to take, maybe. you’re killing me here,” his gaze doesn’t stray as he gets closer to you. he grabs for you as soon as you’re in reach, brushing your hair behind your shoulders, tracing down your arms to intertwine your hands together. “gimme a twirl?”

Keep reading

sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Boxer Miguel Boxer Miguel Boxer Miguel B-

Me reviewing my own code: who the hell let this guy code?

Reblog for a larger sample size for no sample size at all, because obviously nobody will vote