The Love Triangle W Vin Elend And Zane Is So Funny Bc Zane Is The Only One Who Thinks It’s A Love Triangle??

Let’s all be honest, every last one of us wants to stand in the mouth of a dark cave holding a flicking torch in one hand and a sword in the other.

You know that thing Vin figured out she could do, tossing horseshoes around herself in a circle, pushing and pulling, to travel really quickly through the air using iron and steel feruchemy? I have a proposal for what to call that

The Ferrous Wheel

me, violently beating back my emotions with a broom: for the last time i said shut the FUCK up

The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

Gawyn: You killed my mother! I will kill you for that!

Rand, tiredly, without looking up: Take a number and move to the end of the line

Okay but imagine how awful Moiraine must have felt when Rand, the purest lil bean, told her to not go with him so she wouldn't die, all the while knowing she's going because she might have to kill him.

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crime show: well we don’t know what time she was taken but as you can see in this convenience store security footage she’s mouthing something and our lip reading technology tells us she’s saying ‘those three wise men they’ve got a semi by the sea’ which are lyrics to James Blunt’s song ‘Wisemen’ which was playing on that store’s favoured radio station at approximately 3:18PM and she disappears from view exactly five minutes later so therefore