Allofthe-above

Rosharian: *feels a strong emotion*

Spren:

Are you really a knitter if you don’t hoard an unreasonable number of patterns, just so many patterns, more patterns than you’ll ever be able to make in a reasonable human lifespan?

You know what would be AWESOME? 

A Wheel of Time/Stormlight Archive crossover

THINK ABOUT IT

I'm so normal about stormight archive *proceeds to read the entire coppermind wiki for roshar*

This is so Steve Rogers core

Who is your dad, now?

I'd like to thank @hoids-banjo for the post that inspired this and apologize to everyone else

Gawyn: You killed my mother! I will kill you for that!

Rand, tiredly, without looking up: Take a number and move to the end of the line