The Dangers And Troubles Of Being A Panda Zookeeper.

after dying god informs you that hell is a myth, and “everyone sins, its ok”. instead the dead are sorted into six “houses of heaven” based on the sins they chose.

me, violently beating back my emotions with a broom: for the last time i said shut the FUCK up

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

Are you really a knitter if you don’t hoard an unreasonable number of patterns, just so many patterns, more patterns than you’ll ever be able to make in a reasonable human lifespan?

Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

I'm so normal about stormight archive *proceeds to read the entire coppermind wiki for roshar*

Wayne: And here’s my award for most rules broken!

Steris: ..That is not an award, that is an angry letter from the constabulary.

Wayne: It has the word most, so it’s an award.

Honor is Dead by Stephen Li

Adolin: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.

Shallan: Why not?

Adolin: Because I don’t know what all of them mean.