Gawyn: You killed my mother! I will kill you for that!
Rand, tiredly, without looking up: Take a number and move to the end of the line
For reference!
Singers: A species of humanoid on Roshar.
Parshmen: The human name of a "docile servant people" whose true origins were lost to time. In actuality they are singers who were robbed of their sapience and enslaved by ancient humans.
Slaveforms: The Listener term for parshmen.
The Listeners: A nation of singers living in the Unclaimed Hills that escaped being enslaved by the humans.
Parshendi: The Alethi name for the Listeners, meaning "parshmen who can think." It is not what the Listeners call themselves.
while you were attending therapy i was studying the blade
it's so fucked up you cant start working on your life at 3 am. when it most matters
Are you really a knitter if you don’t hoard an unreasonable number of patterns, just so many patterns, more patterns than you’ll ever be able to make in a reasonable human lifespan?
The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.
credit to u/Erakthebirdieboy on Reddit
Lemme just point out how awesome Kelsier's fight with the inquisitor at the end of The Final Empire is. There are constant descriptions of his amazing allomantic skill, and his general grace, with him being a blur on the battlefield. He avoids being crushed by a cage wagon by jumping INTO the cage and pushing all around him. He distracts and hurts the inquisitor by keeping a constant swarm of small metal shards flying around it by expertly pulling and pushing, even using the inquisitor's own allomancy against it. And then, he ends the fight with the only technique that could possibly beat all of the above: Break face with rock.
Truly, a legend