Warm Bread. You Agree. Reblog

Smile, even if it’s fake. Laugh, even if you hurt. Don’t let anyone get to you, you’re beautiful regardless of what anyone says to you.

it's so fucked up you cant start working on your life at 3 am. when it most matters

after dying god informs you that hell is a myth, and “everyone sins, its ok”. instead the dead are sorted into six “houses of heaven” based on the sins they chose.

my brain is so fucking mean to me man what's up with that. we're on the same team here buddy. fuckin get with it

bilf (book i'd like to finish)

Okay but imagine how awful Moiraine must have felt when Rand, the purest lil bean, told her to not go with him so she wouldn't die, all the while knowing she's going because she might have to kill him.

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

Gotta be quicker than that 

(via @hugoandursula)

I feel. So accomplished right now, y’all. Wheel of Time series and Cosmere in the same year? I’m unstoppable right now