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Alex Mark: Would Steris make a good/great Lightweaver, considering her near superhuman self-awareness?

Brandon Sanderson: Problem is she might be too honest with herself.

I'd like to thank @hoids-banjo for the post that inspired this and apologize to everyone else

Wait for it.

Smile, even if it’s fake. Laugh, even if you hurt. Don’t let anyone get to you, you’re beautiful regardless of what anyone says to you.

Everytime Kaladin smiles in The Way of Kings.

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Kaladin’s windspren flitted down and inspected Gaz, then closed one of her eyes, imitating him. For some reason, seeing her made Kaladin smile.

-Chapter 6, Bridge 4.

He smirked dully, still staring at the rock in front of him.

(close enough)

-Chapter 9, Damnation.

Of course, it was still just a rock. But for some reason, Kal found himself smiling.

Kal smiled, then lifted the flask and drank.

Kal smiled despite himself, though it quickly faded.

-Chapter 16, Cocoons.

Kaladin smiled as the apothecary shuffled forward with his cane, oblivious to the invisible windspren.

I doubt that’s what it’s intended for, Kaladin thought with a smile.

-Chapter 17, A Bloody Red Sunset.

When he was done, the bleeding had stopped. He sat back smiling.

-Chapter 20, Scarlet.

He smiled at Scar, but got only a scowl in return.

Kaladin smiled at him. A forced smile. Sometimes that was all one could offer.

Kaladin smiled, letting out a deep breath as Scar sat down.

He smiled, joining in the next verse of Dunny’s song.

-Chapter 27, Chasm Duty.

The bridgemen, finished with their mock bridge run, looked toward Kaladin, exhausted but excited. He smiled at them.

Instead, he handed it to Scar and gave an encouraging smile.

Kaladin smiled back, but kept running his finger across the wood.

-Chapter 30, Darkness Unseen.

Kaladin found himself smiling at the man’s nonchalant attitude.

“What if we don’t want to be rid of you?” long-faced Natam asked. Kaladin smiled.

-Chapter 32, Side Carry.

He found himself smiling.

-Chapter 34, Stormwall.

They stared at him, incredulous, and he couldn’t help but smile.

Kaladin smiled, though he found mirth unnatural while watching men die.

-Chapter 40, Eyes of Red and Blue.

For some reason that made Kaladin smile.

-Chapter 44, The Weeping.

The older man scowled, but Kaladin returned a grin.

-Chapter 49, To Care.

Kaladin hid a smile.

-Chapter 55, An Emerald Broam.

Kaladin smiled. Odd, how he could still do that.

-Chapter 57, Wandersail

Kaladin smiled, but was growing to nervous to feel mirth.

-Chapter 62, Three Glyphs.

Kaladin smiled.

-Chapter 63, Fear.

A trickle of stormlight closed the wounds on his arm. He smiled, spear held before him.

-Chapter 67, Words.

Kaladin smiled, leaning back, looking upwards towards the dark sky, and the large sapphire moon.

-Chapter 73, Trust.

Okay but imagine how awful Moiraine must have felt when Rand, the purest lil bean, told her to not go with him so she wouldn't die, all the while knowing she's going because she might have to kill him.

lord grant me the serenity to do my laundry, the courage to do my laundry, and the wisdom to do my laundry

Gawyn: You killed my mother! I will kill you for that!

Rand, tiredly, without looking up: Take a number and move to the end of the line