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I Lived x Dead Fictional Characters

eddie : hey, pass me my keys.

richie : *throws printer*

eddie : i said, pass me my keys.

richie : i thought you said printer!

eddie : why the fuck would i say printer?

Woo!!! First time using water colors to paint people and I think I did pretty good!! Any Feedback is greatly appreciated :)

Richie: Hey Eds

Eddie: Hey Rich

*awkward silence*

Richie: Stan how much longer are you gonna keep us in this room?

Stan:

Stan if he had gone to the restaurant and had to sit in between the chaotic gay energy that is reddie:

At the quarry with Bev:

Stan: Wow this is beautiful

Richie: The view?

Stan: No that you’ve all been quiet for 10 minutes straight

Jacob: You're pretty dumb.

Stanley: Thanks.

Jacob: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Stanley: All I heard was "You're pretty", I'm focusing on the positives in life.

Stanley: *Clearly high* Do you ever get like... Irritated by flower powder?

Jacob: You mean pollen...

Stanley: ...

Stanley: Flower powder.

Stanley: I hate you with every inch of my body.

Jacob: Those are not many inches.

Stanley: You're smiling. Did something good happen today?

Jacob: Can't I just smile because I feel good about it?

Dina: Syd fell at school today.

Stanley: How much did you spend on this date?

Jacob: $1400. But all if it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

Stanley: ...

Jacob: Go fuck yourself.

Stanley: Fuck me yourself, you coward.

Jacob: *Already taking off his clothes* You asked for this.

Stanley: This is the weirdest foreplay ever.

[Stanley and Jacob texting]

Jacob: What are you doing?

Stanley: Laying in bed, what are you doing?

Jacob: Eating cereal.

Stanley: Ha ha nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you?

Jacob: Eat my cereal.

Stanley: Lol I mean if the cereal wasn't there.

Jacob: Go get cereal?

Syd: What do you get when you mix a hormonally unbalanced and emotionally unstable person with a little ray of sunshine?

Stanley: Do i look like i know?

Syd: I’m talking about you and Jacob!

As creator and founder of the janley, I declare Wildflower as the Janley anthem

https://youtu.be/07RHI4MDQ-U

Then Jacob and Stanley start dating, one afternoon Meg discovers them kissing on the street and the only way Jacob finds so that Meg does not say that he is gay, is making Stanley sell her weed to buy her silence.

Jacob: Spell "me*

Stanley: M - E

Jacob: You forgot the D

Stanley: What? There is no D in me

Jacob: Not yet

Stanley: *Walks through the door carrying a big box*

Syd: What's in the box? A robotic girlfriend?

Stanley: I don't need a robotic girlfriend, I assure you, in twenty years I will be Jacob's second husband.

Jacob: What will happen to my first husband?

Stanley: Nothing you can prove.

Stanley: Let's play the 20 questions.

Jacob: Fine, what is your favorite color?

Stanley: Triangle, do you like boys?

Stanley Barber: Do you want to know your gay name?

Jacob Thrombey: My gay name?

Stanley Barber: Yes, it is your first name.

Jacob Thrombey: Very funny.

Stanley Barber: *Crouched on his knee* And my last name.

Jacob Thrombey: Oh God...

Teacher: Well, for this class you should have written a letter to your best friend, Who wants to read it first?

Syd: Me *Reading her letter* To my best friend Dina.

Stanley: *In the back of the room seeing his letter that says To my best friend Syd*

Losers Club as Miraculous Bearers

Eddie as Lordbug

Richie as Chat Noir

Bill as Carapace

Stan as King Bee

Beverly as Rena Rouge

Mike as Multimouse

Ben as Bleu Ox

Richie: *Seeing Stan's room* I'm a little surprised, actually Stan sleeps in a bed like a normal person.

Eddie: What did you expect?

Richie: I don't know, a nest with egg-shaped pillows.

Stan and Eddie laughing at Pennywise from the heaven