Reddie Text Post - Blog Posts
Richie: Hey Eds
Eddie: Hey Rich
*awkward silence*
Richie: Stan how much longer are you gonna keep us in this room?
Stan:
Bill: W-w-what did you guys d-do yesterday?
Eddie: The weirdest thing happened actually I was riding my bike past the kissing bridge-
Richie:
Eddie: *breathes*
Richie:
Eddie: I guess everyone thinks we’re dating?
Richie cuddling Eddie in the hammock: Yeah I have no idea why
Richie: So wait Eddie you got married?
Eddie: Yeah why’s that so fucking funny dickwad?
Richie: What to like a woman?
Eddie:
Bill: H-have any of y-y-you s-seen Riche and Eddie?
Beverly: Last I saw them they were buying some slushies at the fair
*Richie and Eddie walking up with purple mouths*
Richie holding blue slushie: Hi guys!
Eddie holding red slushie: Why are you guys looking at us like that