Richie Toizier - Blog Posts
Richie: Hey Eds
Eddie: Hey Rich
*awkward silence*
Richie: Stan how much longer are you gonna keep us in this room?
Stan:
Stan if he had gone to the restaurant and had to sit in between the chaotic gay energy that is reddie:
attention bill hader nation
my friend and i are starting an discord server just to appreciate bill hader! please comment or something and i’ll dm you the link! <3
who’s going to die in the super cut reddie kiss?
Richie after his feelings for Eddie rush back:
the gays got both the biggest win and lose in cinema history with it chapter two
Me going to see It Chapter Two again:
Me trying to explain to my family why Eddie should have lived:
Bill: W-w-what did you guys d-do yesterday?
Eddie: The weirdest thing happened actually I was riding my bike past the kissing bridge-
Richie:
Me: :(
Reddie: 👬💞
Me: :)
roses are red
i’m fearful for the election
Eddie: I got it! I really think I got it man! I-
Eddie: Ri-Richie...
Richie: Eddie!
Me in the theater:
It Chapter Two opening scene
Me:
Richie and Eddie: *have a soft moment*
Me:
Eddie: *dies*
Me:
At the quarry with Bev:
Stan: Wow this is beautiful
Richie: The view?
Stan: No that you’ve all been quiet for 10 minutes straight
Eddie: *breathes*
Richie:
Eddie: I guess everyone thinks we’re dating?
Richie cuddling Eddie in the hammock: Yeah I have no idea why
Richie: So wait Eddie you got married?
Eddie: Yeah why’s that so fucking funny dickwad?
Richie: What to like a woman?
Eddie:
Bill: H-have any of y-y-you s-seen Riche and Eddie?
Beverly: Last I saw them they were buying some slushies at the fair
*Richie and Eddie walking up with purple mouths*
Richie holding blue slushie: Hi guys!
Eddie holding red slushie: Why are you guys looking at us like that