Stan If He Had Gone To The Restaurant And Had To Sit In Between The Chaotic Gay Energy That Is Reddie:

if i was in a book i'd be considered bad representation for all communities im part of

I love V's constant energy of "this plan is fucked. Absolute trash plan. I've never heard a worse plan in my whole fucking life. Let's do it."

[ AGGRESSIVELY FALLS IN LOVE WITH A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER ]

Kerry: Guy there. Roadie. So he’s done with his job for now. He’s gonna wanna drink, get himself some strange.

V: Uh-huh. So he won’t be needin’ that card.

Kerry: Distract him. I’ll grab the pass.

not to be nsfw, but bill hader is an icon and deserves the entire world.

Some more of the good shit I love in Cyberpunk 2077 no I can't shut up about it (more spoilers?)

• Vik's 'KO' earrings

• Panam toasting Jackie at the campfire T_T

• Misty's predictions if V collects all those tarot cards, like thanks for reassuring V you sweet cinnamon roll, just Misty being all spiritual and supportive

• Panam getting injured and then having the healed scars after, V having a scar from the anaesthesia at Vik's clinic, it's about the CONSISTENCY

• Judy learning to trust V, taking V diving and sharing some of her fondest and hardest memories with V, having waited ages for the right time to go back home with the right person and that person is V

• Johnny holding V's hand when the relic acts up, Johnny just worrying about V when he used to only care about himself

• Us Cracks being so damn gracious when Kerry is going absolutely rabid on them, the fact they won't even let him apologize, they don't make him grovel, they just get it immediately and even spin that disaster meeting into a positive thing for the press

• Panam offering to help V and then coming to V's aid the second they ask. She knows it's nuts and dangerous and she's scared but she's gonna be there for V because V is family

• V waking up next to Kerry and kisSING HIS CHEEK SAYING 'RISE AND SHINE' BEING ALL DOMESTIC 'N SHIT??? I didn't know I could be so blessed?!?!

• Jackie taking streetkid V to meet Mama Welles when they've barely met and he was holding a gun to V's head an hour ago what a choom

• all the slang actually, PREEM

• Johnny betraying V's trust, going joyriding in V's body. V telling him he fucked up their friendship and Johnny asking for a second chance and Johnny never leTTING V DOWN AGAIN AAAHHHH

• River saving V from the spiked BD

• THAT moment when Adam Smasher lands in front of the getaway car and I did a very manly scream like I am SCARE

• the rogue GLADOS Delamain trying to kill me, the Clarice Delamain terrified of plastic flamingos and V saying 'well Clarice, have the flamingos stopped screaming?' Just all the hilarious references in this game I love them.

• the different languages being spoken throughout so cool

• flaming crotch guy being added as a contact in your phone as 'flaming crotch guy'

• the chill cookout with River; just anyone treating V like family I cry

• the sexy artwork in the graffiti tarot hnngh

• that surfboard on the table at Kerry's house with one flipflop on it; Kerry having a wall-sized portrait of his naked ass that's confidence I aspire to

• Judy's disgust when V asks for tofu, tuna and pineapple pizza, V being totally shameless

• having to do that one race in Claire's truck and it bouncing around like a tank on rollerskates hahahahaha Vcan'tdriveClairewhydidyouchooseVforthis

• Kerry naming his new song after his adventure with V, just V being like his bloody muse I don't know what I did to deserve this

• I'm just so in love with this game send help

Richie: So wait Eddie you got married?

Eddie: Yeah why’s that so fucking funny dickwad?

Richie: What to like a woman?

Eddie:

Me being horny for most of the characters in cyberpunk 2077:

richie tozier, probably: i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual

These days, watching Bill Harder’s clips on YouTube is literally the only thing helping me to power through, so thank you mister Hader for being a kind talented cinephile who laughs easily, that’s very sexy of you 👏