Keith, in the hospital: where's Shiro?
Lance: who do you think gave you a new kidney
Keith: *starts crying*
Lance: jk he's in the bathroom lmao
Lance: is anyone else scared?
Keith: not really. i've already lived longer than i expected.
Lance, holding up his leg: feel my leg, I shaved.
Keith, gently stroking: holy shit
Shiro: guys we’re being shot at this isn't the time
Pidge: you want some muffins?
Matt: what kind?
Pidge: zuchinni, but they taste like banana nut.
Matt: bananas can nut?
Pidge:
Pidge: you know what, I’ll just keep my muffins.
Lance, after using his last bullet: this bitch empty
Keith: if you say yeet I'm going to break your arm
Lance: *puts his hand on Keith's shoulder*
Keith: *gay gasp*
Keith: is something burning?
Lance: only my desire for you
Keith: Lance, the toaster is on fire
Lance: Honey, it's really muggy out today.
Keith: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving you.
Lance: *sips coffee from a bowl*
Pidge: Would you please not Lance this into a worse situation than it already is?
Lance: Hang on, did you just use my name as a verb?
Keith: is something burning?
Lance: only my desire for you
Keith: Lance, the toaster is on fire