Keith: you in the mood for a quickie?
Lance: *struggling to breathe* Wh-what??
Keith: a quickie. You know, one of those egg things?
Lance:
Lance: you mean a fUCKING QUICHE
Lance, holding up his leg: feel my leg, I shaved.
Keith, gently stroking: holy shit
Shiro: guys we’re being shot at this isn't the time
Lance, after using his last bullet: this bitch empty
Keith: if you say yeet I'm going to break your arm
Keith: is something burning?
Lance: only my desire for you
Keith: Lance, the toaster is on fire
Keith: is something burning?
Lance: only my desire for you
Keith: Lance, the toaster is on fire
• Lance has some serious problems with Keith’s wardrobe. -He has tried to burn Keith’s jacket on more than one occasion. -”But guys it just??? it just covers his arms??? what’s even the point????”
• Keith has banned dates in the Red Lion because she wouldn’t stop snickering and giving them weird kinky suggestions
• Keith is the blanket hog, Lance is the sprawler. (honestly, how can just one person take up so much space?)
• “Wake up, sleeping beauty! For I am thine prince, and the curse has been lifted!” “Oh my god Lance get off your breath is slowly killing me” “I SAID the curse iS LIFTED” “STOP IT LANCE YOUR BREATH”
• Keith trying to speak spanish to Lance
• Keith failing miserably at speaking spanish to Lance. -”Uhhhh... teh emo?” “Yes, Keith, we all know you’re the Emo around here”
• “WHAT’RE THOOOOOOOOSSEE!” “those are my crocs, Lance. fuck off.”
• Lance learning an alien instrument to serenade Keith
• the first time Lance slept over, they stayed up telling dumb stories, bickering and laughing until Lance slowly dozed off, his head in Keith’s lap. -needless to say, Keith didn’t sleep. He spent the night grinning like an idiot and carefully, gently stroking Lance’s hair. -the morning was spent in each other’s arms, limbs wrapped loosely around each other, exchanging lazy kisses for what seemed like a blissful eternity. -then Hunk walked in to wake them up for breakfast -Pidge spent the rest of the day pointing out Keith’s dark circles and Lance’s mussed up hair, loudly musing over what they might’ve been up to
My heart is currently at the mercy of these two cinnamon rolls so here have some fluffy Klance headcanons
・ Keith has some light bouts of insomnia, so sometimes Lance will wake up at 3 AM to find him staring out the window and muttering to himself. - Lance always complains about how it ‘disturbs his beauty sleep’, but he actually kinda likes being able to force more cuddles out of Keith -And once and a while they’ll have these crazy midnight talks about everything and anything like honestly it’ll go from wondering what the Galra’s real motives are to laughing until their lungs hurt over a knock knock joke.
・ Lance is typically the flirty/overly sexual one, right? But if keith so much as holds his hand he turns into a blushing, nervous mess. -It’s honestly so freaking adorable
・ Keih has to literally drag lance out of bed in the mornings -But if he’s lucky Lance’ll be coherent enough to pull him down for a lil kissy (or two. or ten.)
・ Lance never forgets a single anniversary. Ever. -He keeps track of how many months, weeks, days, and even hours they’ve been together and can recite it on the spot. -Keith kinda likes it, but at the same time is just a little wierded out. ・ One time an alien flirted with Keith and because he was really confused??? he kind of flirted back -BUT LANCE practically threw himself between them and began the sassiest showdown ever (finger snapping definitely involved) -because keith is HIS boyfriend and no one is ever going to take that away. nuh uh. no one. -(if an alien tried to flirt with Lance, Keith would probably just grab him, kiss him hard, and walk away) (Lance would probably faint)
・ Keith tries rly hard to be romantic and will buy Lance flowers and his favorite chocolates whenever possible -but he’s always stuttering and bright red whenever he gives them to Lance and of course he gets teased about it for ages -In the middle of space this might be kinda hard to buy chocolates but idk AUs are great use yo brains
these bois tho help plz
Any ideas? suggestion? My ask box is open!