Keith, in the hospital: where's Shiro?
Lance: who do you think gave you a new kidney
Keith: *starts crying*
Lance: jk he's in the bathroom lmao
Lance: is anyone else scared?
Keith: not really. i've already lived longer than i expected.
Lance, after using his last bullet: this bitch empty
Keith: if you say yeet I'm going to break your arm
Lance: *puts his hand on Keith's shoulder*
Keith: *gay gasp*
Lance: Honey, it's really muggy out today.
Keith: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving you.
Lance: *sips coffee from a bowl*
Pidge: Would you please not Lance this into a worse situation than it already is?
Lance: Hang on, did you just use my name as a verb?
Lance: I've been trying to be more positive recently, so I made this journal full of things that I think are beautiful!
Pidge: ...
Pidge: its literally just pictures of Keith's ass
Lance: AND YOUR POINT IS?!?